6/13/16 Game Recap

HEY TEAM, we were actually decent against the South Philly Nomads.  Except for the first inning, in which we gave up 12ish runs, as it is tradition for us to start off really far behind.

Game highlights:

- Whose idea was it to switch to a shortfielder/rover situation and have one infielder cover 1st and 2nd, but also not really cover either base because she (Megan) would get confused? Carl? That was actually a brilliant plan and it worked well with the way the other team was batting.

- Rusty was wicked good at shortstop again.

- Max made interesting and loud noises when he was at bat and his dog is really cute.

- Matt pitched really well!

- We now have two Sams on the team and they did great rotating through catcher and 2B.

- Carl, Bob, Mac and T Barr were champs in the outfield

- Jason Bill Paul and Josh likely made some good plays elsewhere in the infield too, but was I paying attention enough that I can remember it now?

And to that little fucking Jawa on the other team who yelled at me for supposedly blocking him: Calm down, it's just recreational softball. I was covering first base because you really didn't hit the ball that far and I thought we might make the play, I don't have the tactical knowledge to intentionally do anything like block the runner. I didn't realize that maybe you are on steroids, and you have rage issues that are probably further exacerbated because they made your testicles shrink and you're insecure about that (and confused because I don't think anyone cares about the size of your balls... amiright ladies???). And also you are probably doing steroids wrong because you're still kind of a small dude. Point being, you are no fun and I hope you have a bad day.